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On the failures of the Auto Industry, etc.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

As I was dressing this morning (which would’ve been afternoon for you east coasters), I was listening to an interview / call-in show featuring Congressman Mike Doyle (D - PA).

He was speaking at length on the necessity of saving the US automobile industry by granting their request (to be made formally this afternoon by the CEO of Ford, I believe) for a large taxpayer loan. As I listened, I kept hearing him say that the auto industry must be saved really for two reasons, which were repeated consistently no matter what the initial question.

The first, which I don’t dispute the fundamental truth of, is that the automotive industry is a major employer of middle class workers in the US. This is all well and good, but discussing this bailout (and, loan or not, it is a bailout) as if the industry will disappear completely overnight is extremely misleading. Yes, certainly the industry is in trouble. Companies have been slashing their workforces for years, continually hemorrhage vast amounts of money, and seem incapable of genuinely gaining ground against their foreign competitors. Further contractions of the industry will hurt, yes, but we’re not actually talking about 3 million additional unemployed skilled laborers tomorrow morning if we don’t drop tens of billions of dollars on the Big 5 (or is it 3 now?) today.

The second major presumption of Doyle’s “Save the Automakers” position was that the loss of this industry (again, all of it, immediately, by implication) would represent the catastrophic loss of all the Research and Development work that the industry does and which America needs in order to remain competitive in the global economy.

This point I dispute on a couple of levels. First, and I hope you’ll forgive the snark, if the United States automotive industry’s R&D was really all that, they wouldn’t be requiring tens of billions of dollars of assistance. They are just years, decades maybe, out of touch with the state of the art being developed in Japan and Germany. They’ve moved only reluctantly towards retooling to support hybrids and alternative fuel vehicles and even then had to be dragged, kicking and screaming about their bottom lines and the needs and wants of the American consumer, to that table. Claiming that we need to salvage their vaunted R&D programs at taxpayer expense represents either a clear misunderstanding or a deliberate oversight of the meager reality.

Of course big companies do R&D, and many do it very well, but the foundation of the argument for saving the carmakers because of their R&D wings presupposes that there are no alternatives, and further relies on the belief that market forces represent the most efficient way to allocate resources for this kind of work. The market is a wonderful thing, but if there is one area that arguably is least benefited by reliance upon market economics, it’s basic scientific research.

Let’s face it, the market is a lagging indicator in most cases. It responds only as rapidly as consumers recognize and understand the conditions that affect the market. In a perfect case, the consumers are all well informed about current circumstances as well as the predicted future conditions that will affect the market, and in that case only, the market may (but is not guaranteed to) respond rapidly and ahead of immediate circumstances. In reality, most consumers are not that well informed, either because they aren’t paying attention, don’t exercise reason in tracking through difficult issues, or, commonly, aren’t provided enough genuine facts about what to expect in the future.

This argument underpins most of my response to knee-jerk free-marketeerism — even allowing that a perfect market will best allocate resources, we don’t have perfect markets, and we must be sure to recognize those cases where the imperfect ones that exist in reality actually do provide the superior solution.

To presuppose that the kind of basic scientific and engineering research that will support the future generation of energy efficient cars (not to mention all other devices that will benefit) ought to be performed by the historically deficient auto industry is just absurd. In fact, it’s clear that the market is largely to blame for the very situation we face. The American public demanded big trucks, SUV’s and other inefficient but fun vehicles, and the industry not only made their billions by filling that desire, but actively lobbied in favor of policies (energy and otherwise) that would keep them in the high margin business of selling these types of vehicles, even after the writing was on the wall with respect to our eventual need to reduce consumption drastically.

So here’s my alternative proposal… let’s not loan billions of dollars to a set of organizations whose credibility in performing basic scientific research is nil, and whose management has been self destructive or brain dead for 25 years. Rather, make that money available to organizations who can and will make good use of it. Direct those funds to the National Science Foundation and other funding mechanisms for academia, whose ability to perform basic science is part and parcel of their mandate. Set aside 200-300 million dollars towards establishing a series of X-Prizes for advances in the materials science and engineering disciplines necessary to advance the state of the art in this country. Provide incentive for American entrepreneurs and researchers to do this kind of work for the auto makers, whose market incentives were never before, and will never be, sufficient to make them forward looking and responsible stewards of the huge power they hold over the economic, environmental and energy policies of this country. Perhaps even found a national laboratory with a mandate for performing work on modern energy and automotive technology, much as the Sandia, Los Alamos and Oak Ridge labs did for Nuclear research and as the NIH does for much basic public health research.

By all means, salvage what can be salvaged of the auto makers in the interests of job retention and maintaining an industrial and manufacturing base in the US. But please don’t foist this ridiculous notion of automaker funded R&D on the public. It’s wrong, and while it may be politically sensible to speak well of companies that employ your constituents, in this case doing so is to spread misunderstanding and inaccuracy. Basic science will almost never be performed best — and by best I mean best for the world at large… by this metric, even the drug companies largely fail — by organizations responding to market forces, because by it’s very nature, basic research may or may not be economically rewarding and will always have to be initiated well in advance of the day the resulting technologies are needed. At best, todays markets provide incentive just as new ideas need to be available, and at worst, lag until they’ve been needed for some time already. It’s time to wake up to this reality and stop throwing good money, money that could be made to serve this nation in countless ways, at companies that provably, unequivocally, do not deserve to be trusted with it.

Fuck cars

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Mine’s cost me about $1000 in the past two weeks.

Beyond their expense though, I hate their noise and their traffic and their pollution and most of all the fact that they are why I don’t have trains.

Fuck them. Fuck cars so, so, so very much.

photo

like whoa

Monday, April 28th, 2008

racing technology == like whoa. the fact that Stephane walked away from this is unbelievable.

(h/t jalopnik, duh)

A Thumbs Up From Ms. Karma…

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

I live in Boston, and Boston is definitely not the city of brotherly love…

Last night, I was supposed to have dinner downtown. On the way there, traffic, as always, was growing as we were getting closer to downtown. Traffic was so bad, that we were going to miss our dinner reservations.

We decided to go onto plan B, which entailed having dinner in South Boston where traffic and, more importantly, parking is better. As we are going down the main street where the restaurants are, we saw a couple getting into their car parked on the street. It was as close to rock star parking as one could hope for. As usual, we pulled up, put on the blinker, waited for the car to pull out, and began to parallel park. Unfortunately, a car swooped in and stole the spot by pulling into the spot forward. Then the following conversation took place:

Me: “Oh, come on.”
Driver: “You shouldn’t stop traffic like that.”
Me: “Dick!”

At this very moment, another couple saw what was going on and were, as luck would have it, about to get into their car to leave from the very next spot. This new couple got into their Toyota SUV, turned on the ignition, put the car into reverse, purposely backed into the car that had stolen our spot, began to pull out…hesitated to give us a thumbs up…and drove off into the night…

Karma can be a bitch sometimes…or karma could be a driver in a Toyota SUV!!!

so so hot and so completely absurd

Monday, April 16th, 2007

r8

complete and utter sickness (of more than one type)

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

i have never seen this level of committment before:

1:3 scale model ferrari

things that make you go “are you f**king serious?”

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

this one is for k– may I present to you the cutting edge in audiophile atrocities:
atrocity

this one just about made me lose my lunch in my car (look at the license plate):
grr

in case you can’t read the license place, it reads “GOPQT” in she black and tan convertible.

these are a few of my favorite things

Friday, May 19th, 2006

cube and tt
apples in glass cubes and tt’s in silver…

(via Tuaw)

more cars, i know, but at least it’s content

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

so, given my general car obsession, one of my favorite things about going to other countries is checking out the various vehicles that you can’t get in the U.S. having just returned from the carib, i have to say that my personal favorite of all the micro-cars we saw was the SECMA Fun Extr’m 500:

secma

these five-speed mini dune-buggies were all over the island, set up for road and sand use. i believe i am going to have to rent one next time i am down there. more pics below the fold:

(more…)

just because it’s called the europa doesn’t mean we shouldn’t get it too

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

damnit. damnit. damnit.
so we finally get Lotus back in the U.S. the amazing elise, the even more absurd exige. so now they finally offer more of a touring car (you could actually put a bag in it), and we won’t see it. bastards.
europa
europa

they love those who make the music (from their tailpipes)

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

and since i stripped all of the auto show context from my post below thus obviating any need for the photos i took with my razr, here’s some bonus car porn for k:

aston martin db9:
bond. james bond.

the new vw eos-hardtop cabrio:
cabrio

the might audi rs4:
overkill

ferrari challenge stradale:
seriously, it wasn't fast enough already?

the scaglietti
four people going fast

and finally, some special maseratti love for k:
yellow love

but what ride should i pimp?

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

let me let you in on the automotive battle royale that has been going on in my head. this is a personal hell of mine, both petty in importance* and yet troubling due to my vast love of vehicular masses. the problem is summed up in the unified one-car vs. two-car theory .

basically, here is the issue. where m and i live, you pay for parking. a lot. you pay at every restaurant you go to, you pay at most of the stores you go to, you pay a monthly fee at your office and even at your home. a monthly fee to have a car at your home.

to date, m and i have subscribed to the two-car theory (e.g., we pay for two parking spots). as much a legacy of our previous southern life, we have two older cars (circa 96 and 98), albeit both paid off. my car is obnoxiously difficult to deal with, as it has seen a tough 140k miles and is starting to have the problems incident to seeing that much pavement.

as a result, i want a new car. something fun. however, i see the day-to-day absurdity of having two cars in a city where i take mass transit every day. therein lies the rub.

so the two-car vs. one-car theory is simple: if you have two cars, you can have one sporty and one practical. but that is wasteful. if you have one car, it must be *both* sporty and practical. so, how do we find that one car?

so the car must be a coupe (that’s the attractive part– four doors are so….standard), sporty, yet seat four *adults* comfortably (that’s the practical part). there are very few choices in this class of vehicles:

* Infiniti G35 Coupe: not unless your passengers are 4 feet tall.
* Audi A4/S4 Cabrio: technically two-doors, but still looks like a passenger car.
* Pontiac G6 Coupe/Convertible: one of the few true four-seater coupes out there, but it easily wins the American Flag award: great curves, but the most boring face in its class.
* Scion tc: truly great body design– looks like a lexus/merc, but what am I, an eighteen-year-old speed racer?
* Acura RSX: ditto.
* Volkswagon Beetle: already got one.
* Anything Mercedes: price/image.

this all leaves, of course, the BMW 3-series. while i love how they drive, i just can’t face being identified with BMWs. it seems that every person of questionable aesthetic i knew in undergrad and law school drove a 3-series. ugh.

so am i forgetting anything? am i doomed to make the decision between (mind you, material) happiness and waste? your thoughts are welcome.

* i know this conversation is probably fairly absurd to t (as a person who detests cars), but vehicle body aesthetics and driving dynamics are as interesting to me as food, music, the law, etc.

more of this please

Sunday, February 27th, 2005

wow. I really like this xk8 concept:
jaguar xk8 concept
best design i’ve seen out of a pedestrian ford brand for quite some time. don’t get me wrong, the new mustang is fairly cool looking, but c’mon, here is a A-M DB7 for us mere mortals.

two hundred twenty

Monday, January 10th, 2005

One of the things I have yet to discuss here is my general obsession with and interest in cars. (Keep in mind, however, that I also have a love for mass transportation!) The automobile is one of those things which combines many interests in my life: technology, design, ergonomics, and most of all, controlled exhileration. Anyway, I was paging through Car and Driver last night (one of four car magazines which I read, despite having cancelled two of them), and ran across a Georgia-based company called Mini Tec, which takes original mid-century BMC Mini’s, extends the front end four inches, and drops a 220-hp Honda VTEC into it. Sick, right? Clearly, other mods have to be made to handle such a power increase off of the original 35-hp (!) engine. Take a look:

Mini Tec

No ugly modifications needed. This may be the best conversion I have ever seen. The Mini truck conversion on their site is freaking amazing as well.