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A few random gripes with Apple

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

One.

The ambient light sensor on the MacBook is fucking awesome, and I love it, and I especially love the backlit keyboard. But I know those little sensors aren’t expensive, which begs the question of why they didn’t put two or fucking three of them in here to more accurately determine when it’s dark, versus when my fingers are blocking the sensor.

Perhaps I type incorrectly, and my fingers aren’t supposed to arch that much. Perhaps there’s a place I can put my computer in these situations that alleviates the problem. Perhaps I just shouldn’t be lazy and should just turn off the auto adjustment in the Display preferences when I’m in these sorts of situations.

But that’s bullshit. I shouldn’t have to do anything… a second sensor would alleviate these issues by recognizing the difference between actual low light conditions and intermittent blockage of the sensor.

Two.

Why the fuck can’t I make playlists out of Podcasts? What makes them so fundamentally distinct from music tracks that creating a customized list of them that I’d like to play is unsupported? For that matter, why can’t I even re-sort my podcasts by title, or reverse the date order? Again, they don’t seem that different from music tracks to me.

The issue stems from a Japanese education podcast to which I subscribe that produces, simultaneously, podcasts for Beginner, Intermediate, and Expert, supplemental podcasts on special topics, video podcasts that are either isolated or are video reviews of the audio podcast of the same title, etc. etc. But the only way iTunes, or my iPhone, can sort or manage these is in strict chronological order. That sucks. I want to watch only beginner ones now, and will want to do the intermediate ones next. I should be able to filter them, at minimum by creating an appropriate playlist for them.

And since I’m on the topic, why can’t I make smart playlists on my iPod, or at least my iPhone, which has a full goddamn keyboard. This sort of shit should be trivial.

Three.

Where’s my copy/paste functionality on my iPhone. For fucks sake.

On the failures of the Auto Industry, etc.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

As I was dressing this morning (which would’ve been afternoon for you east coasters), I was listening to an interview / call-in show featuring Congressman Mike Doyle (D - PA).

He was speaking at length on the necessity of saving the US automobile industry by granting their request (to be made formally this afternoon by the CEO of Ford, I believe) for a large taxpayer loan. As I listened, I kept hearing him say that the auto industry must be saved really for two reasons, which were repeated consistently no matter what the initial question.

The first, which I don’t dispute the fundamental truth of, is that the automotive industry is a major employer of middle class workers in the US. This is all well and good, but discussing this bailout (and, loan or not, it is a bailout) as if the industry will disappear completely overnight is extremely misleading. Yes, certainly the industry is in trouble. Companies have been slashing their workforces for years, continually hemorrhage vast amounts of money, and seem incapable of genuinely gaining ground against their foreign competitors. Further contractions of the industry will hurt, yes, but we’re not actually talking about 3 million additional unemployed skilled laborers tomorrow morning if we don’t drop tens of billions of dollars on the Big 5 (or is it 3 now?) today.

The second major presumption of Doyle’s “Save the Automakers” position was that the loss of this industry (again, all of it, immediately, by implication) would represent the catastrophic loss of all the Research and Development work that the industry does and which America needs in order to remain competitive in the global economy.

This point I dispute on a couple of levels. First, and I hope you’ll forgive the snark, if the United States automotive industry’s R&D was really all that, they wouldn’t be requiring tens of billions of dollars of assistance. They are just years, decades maybe, out of touch with the state of the art being developed in Japan and Germany. They’ve moved only reluctantly towards retooling to support hybrids and alternative fuel vehicles and even then had to be dragged, kicking and screaming about their bottom lines and the needs and wants of the American consumer, to that table. Claiming that we need to salvage their vaunted R&D programs at taxpayer expense represents either a clear misunderstanding or a deliberate oversight of the meager reality.

Of course big companies do R&D, and many do it very well, but the foundation of the argument for saving the carmakers because of their R&D wings presupposes that there are no alternatives, and further relies on the belief that market forces represent the most efficient way to allocate resources for this kind of work. The market is a wonderful thing, but if there is one area that arguably is least benefited by reliance upon market economics, it’s basic scientific research.

Let’s face it, the market is a lagging indicator in most cases. It responds only as rapidly as consumers recognize and understand the conditions that affect the market. In a perfect case, the consumers are all well informed about current circumstances as well as the predicted future conditions that will affect the market, and in that case only, the market may (but is not guaranteed to) respond rapidly and ahead of immediate circumstances. In reality, most consumers are not that well informed, either because they aren’t paying attention, don’t exercise reason in tracking through difficult issues, or, commonly, aren’t provided enough genuine facts about what to expect in the future.

This argument underpins most of my response to knee-jerk free-marketeerism — even allowing that a perfect market will best allocate resources, we don’t have perfect markets, and we must be sure to recognize those cases where the imperfect ones that exist in reality actually do provide the superior solution.

To presuppose that the kind of basic scientific and engineering research that will support the future generation of energy efficient cars (not to mention all other devices that will benefit) ought to be performed by the historically deficient auto industry is just absurd. In fact, it’s clear that the market is largely to blame for the very situation we face. The American public demanded big trucks, SUV’s and other inefficient but fun vehicles, and the industry not only made their billions by filling that desire, but actively lobbied in favor of policies (energy and otherwise) that would keep them in the high margin business of selling these types of vehicles, even after the writing was on the wall with respect to our eventual need to reduce consumption drastically.

So here’s my alternative proposal… let’s not loan billions of dollars to a set of organizations whose credibility in performing basic scientific research is nil, and whose management has been self destructive or brain dead for 25 years. Rather, make that money available to organizations who can and will make good use of it. Direct those funds to the National Science Foundation and other funding mechanisms for academia, whose ability to perform basic science is part and parcel of their mandate. Set aside 200-300 million dollars towards establishing a series of X-Prizes for advances in the materials science and engineering disciplines necessary to advance the state of the art in this country. Provide incentive for American entrepreneurs and researchers to do this kind of work for the auto makers, whose market incentives were never before, and will never be, sufficient to make them forward looking and responsible stewards of the huge power they hold over the economic, environmental and energy policies of this country. Perhaps even found a national laboratory with a mandate for performing work on modern energy and automotive technology, much as the Sandia, Los Alamos and Oak Ridge labs did for Nuclear research and as the NIH does for much basic public health research.

By all means, salvage what can be salvaged of the auto makers in the interests of job retention and maintaining an industrial and manufacturing base in the US. But please don’t foist this ridiculous notion of automaker funded R&D on the public. It’s wrong, and while it may be politically sensible to speak well of companies that employ your constituents, in this case doing so is to spread misunderstanding and inaccuracy. Basic science will almost never be performed best — and by best I mean best for the world at large… by this metric, even the drug companies largely fail — by organizations responding to market forces, because by it’s very nature, basic research may or may not be economically rewarding and will always have to be initiated well in advance of the day the resulting technologies are needed. At best, todays markets provide incentive just as new ideas need to be available, and at worst, lag until they’ve been needed for some time already. It’s time to wake up to this reality and stop throwing good money, money that could be made to serve this nation in countless ways, at companies that provably, unequivocally, do not deserve to be trusted with it.

Fuck cars

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Mine’s cost me about $1000 in the past two weeks.

Beyond their expense though, I hate their noise and their traffic and their pollution and most of all the fact that they are why I don’t have trains.

Fuck them. Fuck cars so, so, so very much.

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Teh nu techmology

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Just posted this directly from my iPhone! Ain’t technology grand?

Real IM Conversations, vol 16; The “Fuck, apparently I turned old.” edition.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

r : you could ride with your cousin if she drives
(and offers)
k : yeah, i need to talk to her
r : she still in cabo?
k : what?
k : who’s in cabo?
r : Meagan
k : she is?
how the fuck do you know more about my family than i do?
r : (so says her status message on facebook)
k : oh, ugh.
r : haha
k : i hate the world
r : thats awesome
except not for you
want to try her mobile phone #?
xxx-xxx-xxxx
k : nice
sigh. apparently i have to sign up for fucking facebook now
and twitter
and get twinkle on my iPhone so i can post when i’m eating a burrito
r : hahaha
yes, apparently
i love the thought of being forced to sign up for facebook
k : oh, me too
i’m loving it right now

I stand defeated.

You can find me on facebook now, and twitter (http://twitter.com/kbenton).

Sigh.

OMG! IZ FUL OF WIN!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Seriously, this is the awesome :

So awesome.

This channel has a video about each element on the periodic table.

With help from some clever chemists, I’ve done all 118, but I’m not stopping here.

Now I’m updating and improving all the videos with new stories, better samples and bigger experiments.

The dude’s mad scientist fro is the best ever. Ever.

“you are going to miss everything cool and die angry”

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

this is a great compendium of comics dealing with the douchebaggery of hecklers:

i’m just going to keep posting videos until one of us has something to say

Monday, May 19th, 2008

For more music videos check 5min.com

i love the internets ++

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008


(from EasyJo)

like whoa

Monday, April 28th, 2008

racing technology == like whoa. the fact that Stephane walked away from this is unbelievable.

(h/t jalopnik, duh)

i love the interwebs, part eleventy

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Pulp Elizabethan Fiction:

J: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
I know but naught of thy fair country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!

Much more here.

ghostriding the MRAP

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

in case you haven’t been privvy to “ghost-riding the whip”, for background, here’s the original source of inspiration, my personal favorite interpretation (ghost ride the delorean), and now, ghost-riding the MRAP (via jalopnik):

Favorite comment from this thread:

“OK, soldier, so at the time of the IED detonation, where did you say Major Evans was?”

“He was krumping sir. Or possibly clowning. I’m not positive. It was dark.”

awesome spam comments from this blog

Friday, February 15th, 2008

A sampling of the finest in robot writing:

I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Not tonight honey, I’m heterosexual, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.

Hey!, was searching Google for bleached blonde hair and your blog regarding a scientist reviews godless looks really interesting for me. I will definitely bookmark it and come back for more cool postings to read! Cheers!

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best. CL. ad. ever.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

ohmigod. this is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Craigslist ad for $1 cement blocks: “You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don’t have to tell me what you’re building. I don’t give a fuck.”

Click here for the whole thing.
(via Daring Fireball)

Creationalism Takes Another Hit

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Scientists have discovered a fossilized duckbilled hadrosaur that is so well preserved that they have been able to calculate its muscle mass and learn that it was more muscular than thought, probably giving it the ability to outrun predators such as T. rex.

While they call it a mummy, the dinosaur is not really preserved like King Tut was. The dinosaur body has been fossilized into stone. Unlike the collections of bones found in museums, this hadrosaur came complete with skin, ligaments, tendons and possibly some internal organs, according to researchers.

The link to the article is here.