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The New Slimming Fashion

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Baseball has been said to be our national pastime. Many sports commentators, however, have concluded that football has replaced baseball in this respect. Even if this is true, baseball is rich with history and tradition. One legend of baseball’s past is that the New York Yankees chose to use vertical pin stripes in their uniforms because vertical pin stripes create a slimming effect that was much needed by their franchise player, Babe Ruth.

I also have heard growing up that wearing a lot of black creates this slimming effect. If this is true, I may need to change my wardrobe because I wear a lot of black and I am often described as looking emaciated…even by people that have seen me with my shirt off.

Apparently, another fashion trend needs to be added to list of clothing choices that can help create a slimming effect…leopard print… I have noticed that a lot of older women that are heavy set tend to wear leopard print…and a lot of it from head to toe. Why is this? I have always wondered. Maybe, it is slimming. To be fair, I cannot say that I have ever seen what appears to be an obese leopard, but I cannot honestly attest to seeing very many leopards. Looking back on it though, maybe the slimming effect only works on actual leopards…

After the death of the cd long box…

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

After the death of the cd long box, I propose the banning of the cd jewel case sticker. I understand that the name of the band and the album title being displayed on top makes searching through cd racks easier for everyone, but does it need to be a sticker? If anything, I propose that the delay of instant gratification presented by the sticker after the purchase of the cd is un-American and should be banned in order to preserve freedom and our way of life!!!

Every time I buy a cd, I struggle with these stupid stickers. Many of these stickers were made in complete disregard of sticker technology that has been developed since we landed an American on the moon. Instead, these stickers use a substance that never actually comes off the jewel case long after the sticker has been disposed of.

Join me as we make a difference in our daily lives…or at least our lives on Tuesdays when new cds drop at your local cd store.

Some of you will suggest the use of the cd jewel case sticker razor that can be purchased at some stores. I suggest that this is not a solution because this only allows one to cut the sticker in order to open the cd jewel case. It does not get rid of the sticker problem. The only solution is to propose legislation for a total band. Also, let us use this as an opportunity to slip legislation into the bill to ban Rob Thomas from all music studios…Gospel has been spoken…

THE KING

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

I don’t generally like to embed YouTube vids into the site (though others of us clearly have no such compunction), but I’m making an exception this time for due to the extreme awesomeness of this one.

I’m already a sucker for THE KING and his creepy plastic face and couple that with both The Safety Dance and some gratuitous ill will, well, I just really can’t resist…

so so hot and so completely absurd

Monday, April 16th, 2007

r8

I was wrong.

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

I take back all the nice things I said about the iPhone.

Leopard’s release will be delayed half a year because of it.

However awesome the iPhone may be, its batteries won’t last long enough for it to download your Google Map on lo-speed mobile internet anyway.

Screw it.

thoughts on what our “progress” is doing to this generation

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

on the Interwebs…

Back in the day, people didn’t have the Internet, they had to read zines, they had to go out to record stores to hear music, and they had to look around to find shows or music. With the Internet, people can find things easier, and as a result, they might not be into it, because they’re not putting any effort into it, and it has very little meaning to them. Kids today can go on the Internet and find everything and be into a scene without actually investing themselves into it. Regardless of the whole who-is-and-who-isn’t “punk” argument, that’s just a dishonest way to live.

– Eric Urbach of Static Thought in Punk Planet #78

on the use of digital technology in music

I always like recorded music to take me somewhere different. I don’t want to listen to some shiny new record and think, “I know what keyboard he used. I know he used a state-of-the-art studio. I know what outfit he was wearing.” . . . I want to be transported to a different place and time and to have a mood imposed on me that just stumulates my imagination or my heart or stirs my emotion. So when I hear a shiny bullshit record with 808’s pulverizing me like I’m stupid, as if I can’t make up my own mind, and I need to be physically assaulted with bass.”

–Edan in Punk Planet #78

on technology = progress

The reason the analog stuff is cool to embrace is because humanity has a tendency to place blind emphasis on evolution and forward progress, or at least the illusion of it. Progress is more of a humane, soulful, spiritual thing. Progress is not owning a car that can parallel park for you. That doesn’t progress *you*, that progresses the technology.

–Edan again

On “our generation”

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

I suppose I spend a lot of time writing responses to articles I read on the web here… a product of Memestreams, of course. At any rate, I read this article by one Claude Willan and found it quite fascinating, but I have a rather different take on the whole thing.

Willan concludes his piece by saying

Until we can find our own vision to aspire to, maybe Borf and Andre the Giant are all we have.

We are clearly meant to identify with the emptiness the author feels, his lack of place or purpose. Or, rather, not his but “his” in the collective, generational sense. I largely agree with the facts being presented, but interpret them differently.

But I’ll come back to that in a moment.

I feel like I should start by saying that I’ve never really grasped the notion of “generations,” since it always seemed to me like people were being born an dying pretty much all the time and that this general cyclic meta-grouping was kind of arbitrary. That is to say, one’s “generation” has everything to do with common philosophical themes and popular media and that it’s basis in date of birth hardly regular enough as to be predictable.

Therefore, I’m going to roughly group my 28 year old self in with the 21 year old author and use pronouns like “we”, “our” and “us”. I’m not gen-X — again, to the extent that I understand the meaning in the first place — and gen-Y, as I’ve heard, is so indistinct and non-descript that it essentially captures the same sort of existential no man’s land the author so dishearteningly expounds upon.

Further, and it may not need to be said, but I’m really only talking here about the United States, perhaps even being broad enough to include “the West” as a larger element, but certainly not the entire world. The author states

… this hailing of “American youth” displays a paradoxical lack of awareness of our generation even as it tries to pin us down. There’s no such thing as “American youth” — or British youth, come to that, these days. That’s exactly what we’re not — a body, a set.

and I think his essential point is correct. There’s little enough cohesion among youth of a similar age which would permit such a generalized reference to have any real meaning. I’m going to discuss this further, but one of the reasons for that, I think, is that the concept of “similar age” has itself changed lately. In ages past, 10 years difference in age was probably less of a gulf than it is today. I am certain that the day-to-day experience of college now is substantively different than when I left a mere 6 years ago. But I think this is a small part of it.

While arguing that modern youth are not “a body, a set” above, Willan does bring up the notion of collectivism and particularly the way in which the internet fosters that sort of anonymous social interaction. I don’t think he’s quite making incompatible statements here; he’s arguing that the anonymity is what strips us of our icons — our Ginsburgs and Kerouacs — and establish the emptiness of our generation’s social fabric.

He’s not wrong, but I think he crucially overestimates the negativity of that position. Decrying the barren musical landscape which lacks towering edifices of meaning — “no Bob Dylan, no Bruce Springsteen” — misses the fact that that landscape has Connor Oberst and Thursday and Radiohead and Bad Religion and Del and The (International) Noise Conspiracy and Ted Leo and Avail and the Eels and Rage Aginst The Machine and The Refused and, well, I could go on.

This complaint that music now is all commercial dreck, stuffed down our gullets by multimillion dollar market campaigns, is made without the slightest mention that it’s been that way ever since the modern recording industry coalesced. Payola is an old concept, now made sneakier, and we’ve long had visions of Elvis in movies that were barely plausible vehicles for his music not to mention variety hours with such blatant commercial intent that it’s laughable now.

No, music isn’t worse at all, it’s better, if the metric is how many voices are presenting something of meaning. That these artists are harder to find now, that they don’t stand quite as tall amongst the otherwise unremarkable background, is a function of the fact that this landscape I’ve been discussing has changed. We see more now. The resolution is higher, and where once we could only see giants amongst noise, we see millions and millions of artists, and find it that much harder to locate and elevate those which would formerly have stood out so clearly. So we’ve traded our 10,000 foot monoliths for a profusion of smaller, but now distinct, pillars, spires, minarets and citadels. How can one look out upon that and despair? It’s a vision of rich, genuine art, and it’s not theoretical in the slightest.

I see this likewise on the net; the transformative technologies we have now, the unprecedented pervasiveness and spontaneity of communication — textual, audible, visual — virtually guarantees that no single phenomenon will massively outstrip all of the others. This is the “Memestream” writ large, if you’ll allow it. People don’t have time or inclination to focus on one author or star… there’s always more coming behind. Or if people do focus on one individual or movement — and they will of course, banding together around a common thought, ideal or notable person — there are a million others as well, and unlike previous times, you can see them ALL. Even 25 years ago, the landscape would be dominated by a few voices of extraordinary volume. These voices are but a tiny fraction now, and their movements or groups cannibalized by the countless others out there. The network is the beginnings — only the beginnings — of this great leveling, which is being held back, as all change, across all time, by the inertia of the old ways. But it will happen.

In one passage, the author states :

We’re a voiceless generation. We have nothing we can point to and say: “This is us, this is where we stand.” We’re lost and silent and we don’t know what to do about it.

Again he conflates truth but misses something larger; the lack of voices that Willen describes is anything but. It’s rather a superfluity of voices… a grand cacophony that lacks cohesion or purpose because it has a million disparate meanings and purposes. Of course this is more difficult to process than the old, simpler system, where people could rally behind a movement or scene and really conceptualize themselves in relation to it. One thing that’s happening is that people are, more and more, realizing that that’s all bullshit. It was an outgrowth of a system in which control and access was centralized and so therefore were the themes and ideas. We don’t have that now. Despite the heavy hand of Copyright, and entrenched interests, control and access are decentralizing and the result is this explosion — a controlled explosion, to be sure, and far from the overnight multimedia art extravaganza you had been expecting, yet still hardly minor change — is a mess. That the mess hasn’t yet sorted itself out is simply a byproduct of it’s newness. We may be lost, but we’re not at all silent. And we won’t stay lost. We’ll get there.

The form these changes have taken thus far is also sort of predictable, in retrospect (I’m taking a lot of liberties in saying that, i know). I’ve noted before that our generation is more than a little bit obsessed with the value of the reference. Our pop culture is absolutely rife with it. The Family Guy is perhaps the most perfect example… an insane show with an absolute minimum of temporal consistency and virtually no plot, comprised of little more than a rapid fire series of references to itself and other pop culture iconography. And it’s *great*! We love it, eat it up. Our parents don’t get it. The Simpsons did the same thing, though less and not so brazenly, much earlier, of course, and there are tons of other examples.

The point is that we’re a “generation” that is obsessed with the notion of referential value. In-jokes and novelty are the coin of our social exchanges, and the structure of the web and it’s billions of blogs and flickr’s and meta-blogs and trackbacks and youtubes — that’s all perfectly in line with our mentality. I’m not going to assert which is a cause and which an effect; in fact, I rather suspect there’s something of a feedback loop involved.

So, you want to attach some kind of label or attitude or philosophy to our generation, that’s it. We’re meta. We’re a jumble of people who feel detached and disenfranchised at the very moment we’re just the opposite of that. Because it’s overwhelming. It’s unprecedented. Sites like Memestreams (and Digg, and Metafilter, and, and, and) try to separate the wheat from the chaff, but it’s too hard yet, and the landscape still too much in flux. And beyond that is the thought that maybe the distinction between wheat and chaff isn’t the right metaphor; that in fact what we now call “wheat” is retroactive and that any number of other bits might have been so, if only they’d been bubbled to the top or caught the collective attention.

If Generation X was “The Lost Generation”, then ours is the generation which is finding them, and everything else too, exploring every nook and cranny, exposing any hint of clever or interesting content to whomever might appreciate it.

I think we’ll find, 40 years hence, that when we look back on this “generation” what we’ll see is that we were the heralds of the decentralized universe of creation and consumption. That we are not something more, that we haven’t yet got the reins quite in our hands, is, perhaps, unfortunate, but it’s hardly the sort of melancholy non-existence proposed by Willan. Rather, it’s a vibrant, challenging and fascinating universe to experience. That I can’t now apply some simple and concise descriptor, slot “this generation” in just the proper place in the Great Universal Card Catalog of All Time is immaterial. That we live in such interesting times is all that matters.

things that make you go “are you f**king serious?”

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

this one is for k– may I present to you the cutting edge in audiophile atrocities:
atrocity

this one just about made me lose my lunch in my car (look at the license plate):
grr

in case you can’t read the license place, it reads “GOPQT” in she black and tan convertible.

Well, Japan…?

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

As ready as I was to call “gimmick” on the iPhone, as I did (and still do) with iPod Video, I gotta say that this iPhone looks like the real deal — useful as well as stylish. But here is where I’ll observe something unprecedented: Japan’s cell phone industry just got outplayed by an American!!

This is a watershed event and a joyous moment for the mobile consumer: American cell phones have long been laughably primitive compared to Japan’s. I’m now very curious to see what the rest of the American market does to keep up.

“Hey man, that’s not punk!”

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

So, I have this bad habit…

I tend to strike up a conversation with any stranger who I think may be punk rock. I just want to find out where other punk rock kids hang out, where the kids see shows, where they live, and what local bands they listen to. However, it usually makes the people I am with uncomfortable when I start talking to strangers…

Today, I was on the subway, and I noticed a punk rock kid sitting across from me. As I was about to start a conversation with him, he picked up an empty McDonald’s cup off the ground, and he pulled the McDonald’s Monopoly play pieces off of the cup (I guess he goes to McDonald’s enough to care about the pieces). All of a sudden, I hear my voice say, “Hey man, that’s not punk!”

Quote of the Day, 10/23/06

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Weird Al Yankovich on his recent first-ever top-10 hit:

“As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.”

The soft, floral scent of Feminism

Saturday, October 14th, 2006

I started reading YM and Seventeen magazines when I was 9 years old. By the time I was 11 or 12, I knew enough about accidental pregnancies, what type of lip gloss to wear to the beach and how to tell if a boy likes you (answer: he accidentally gets you pregnant) and I decided it was time to become a woman. By this I mean that I started buying face wash and deodorant. There is no logical reason why an 11-year-old needs a separate cleansing product for her face, but the fresh-faced models in the Neutrogena ads looked clean, carefree and like they were probably allowed to go to the mall unsupervised – an important marketing angle for the preteen set.

The first face wash I ever bought was Neutrogena and the first deodorant I bought was Secret. To this day, I will only buy Neutrogena and Secret. This is partly because of my irrational brand loyalty (it’s a sickness, a generic brand shunning, sale ignoring sickness) and partly because I have lived my entire life free of acne and bad body odor and who am I to quit a good thing?

Because I only buy Secret, I notice whenever they change their product line. Secret has developed an elaborate marketing system designed to trick the consumer into thinking she has a variety of underarm de-stinking options. They have the “invisible solid” line and the “clear solid” line which, if you think about it, ought to be the same thing. Then there’s the “platinum solid,” the “platinum invisible solid” and the “sparkle collection” (I have no idea). Not to mention all the gels and roll-ons that I never buy because let’s face it, those are lame.

About a week ago, I went to the grocery store to buy new deodorant. Because I’ve been buying the same thing for 13 years, I don’t even have to read Secret’s product labels, I just sort of wander over to the “body care” aisle and pick up the blue stick with either the pink or purple label, depending on my mood and if I’d rather spend the next few months smelling like “spring breeze” or “shower fresh.” But last week, I discovered that they’d changed all the labels. Instead of the usual non-descript geometric pattern test marketed to evoke freshness and youth, there were cartoon women staring up at me.

Apparently Secret (which is owned by Proctor & Gamble) turned 50 this year, and to celebrate they have re-categorized their existing line of “invisible solid” deodorants by decade instead of by fake scent (what does “optimism” smell like, anyway?) So now I own a deodorant that claims to be “Celebrating 50 Years of Strong Women.” I didn’t know this, but feminism smells like lilacs.

But here’s the thing. The deodorants are loosely categorized by the female stereotypes as they pertain to each decade.

Decades

You have someone who looks a little bit like a brunette Donna Reed under the “’50s: Sophistication” label. A disco diva represents “’70s: Independence.” A woman in an 80s business suit and shoulder pads charges into the male work force with “’80s: Power.” A generic t-shirt wearing college student poses coyly for “’90s: Expression” and a girl with sunglasses on her head represents “Generation Me” which I guess is the 2000s decade. Apparently we haven’t figured out how to label ourselves yet. Maybe the sunglasses indicate that it’s summer, which means that it’s warm, which is subtle nod to global warming. That’s my theory.

If you noticed that I skipped the 1960s deodorant, that’s because I bought it and I have a close up picture for you.

Freedom

That says: “’60s: Freedom.” That’s right. I have been freshening my underarms with a commercialized representation of the Civil Rights Movement as it appears on a deodorant canister. This is only because I hadn’t yet seen the “’80s: Power” stick when I bought it. If I knew I could immortalize both women’s attempt to win respect and equality in the workforce and an entire race of people marginalized in our country, I would have bought two sticks of deodorant. I really would. I like to commemorate huge social movements through my toiletries.

I don’t have a punch line for this. I have no quippy remark to make about how maybe the Catholic church should put out a series of Bibles related to great Catholic achievements in each century (11th Century: Crusadey, 12th Century: Crusadey, 13th Century: Crusadey, 14th Century: a bit less Crusadey, and with the pope hat!). I don’t even thing it’s wrong. I really like my socially conscious spring breeze invisible solid. I just think it’s weird, that’s all.

Now if I could just get some Roe. v. Wade tampons I’d be all set.

from g to Dasani’s website

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

g’s Corporate Management S-List, Instalment 2. Here we have another company that doesn’t get it.

Email from g to Dasani, via (yes, their website is in fact) makeyourmouthwater.com:

“The new softer 20oz Dasani bottles that appeared a couple of months ago leak easily. You should revert to the old bottles with the harder plastic. Those never leaked. I can’t and won’t deal with leaky bottles in my backpack, where drinks cohabitate with my laptop. It would be a shame if I had to switch brands, because Dasani tastes the best of all bottled waters I’ve ever had.”

Coca-cola, do you get it? Skimping on plastic is penny-wise and dolla-foolish.

Sony and its deadly-poison Blu-Ray.

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

This is the first installment of “g’s Corporate Management S-List,” a supernicety.com exclusive.

Background: The PlayStation 3, for those of you who haven’t been following, is going to launch at $600 this November. Yeah.. six hundred dollas. People originally speculated it would $400-ish like M-soft’s Xbox400, except Sony decided to foist its high-capacity and high-cost Blu-Ray HD movie drive on gamers. Because GAMErs buy GAME consoles primarily to watch HIGH-DEF MOVIES on, I guess? Also note that the PS3 was originally slated for a spring ‘06 launch, but that too was held up because of Blu-Ray.

Gamers around the world are pissed off at Sony, but our hurt feelings aren’t main the reason we won’t be buying PS3s. The reason PS3s won’t move is that we don’t need a Blu-Ray player, and we especially don’t need one that costs SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS.

For my part, I loved my PS1 & 2, and I still buy games for my PS2. But I’m not sure if I’ll ever buy a PS3. If I do, 3 conditions will have to be met:
1. The price has dropped to the $250-300 range of its competitors.
2. I have incidentally acquired an HD-capable TV.
3. Blu-Ray and the PS3 haven’t bankrupted Sony.

In other words, for me to buy a PS3, Sony and I both still have to be into games in 2008 or 2009.

Conclusion: If Sony managed to price a devoted gamer and PS fan like myself out of the market, then their market share is soon to collapse. This is a very frightening time to be a Sony shareholder.

Their tea’s bad, but Lipton makes my Gama happy so I forgive them.

Friday, September 15th, 2006

For those who know me, and much to r’s delight, this is a post about tea.

Recently, Lipton has announced a new pyramidal shaped tea bag — which, to those out there, is far from an original idea, but is a new leaf for the Lipton Tea brands (NY Times article; username: supernicety, password: password).

Curiously, the pyramid nylon bags took Lipton two years to develop. Other tea distributors I’m familiar with have had pyramid bags for ..oh, about two years or so. Lipton is finally catching up and finally acknowledging the quality differences.

But companies began compromising quality, and before long the little paper pouches were filled with the lowest grades of tea. Consumers did not object. In fact, they liked the fact that the minute particles in tea bags required but a few seconds in hot water to produce deeply colored, strong flavored liquid.

But Lipton is cautiously wandering down this “tea can be good” path.

Mr. Cheetham [Lipton’s Royal Estates tea master, who selects and blends teas] acknowledged that Lipton’s flavored varieties were “entry level” teas. And they are a far cry from Harney & Sons’s Dragon Pearl Jasmine or Mighty Leaf’s Darjeeling Choice Estate, which are sold in bags that cost 30 cents to $2 each and available at tea shops, fancy food shops and online. Lipton’s Pyramid teas, at $3.49 for 20 tea bags, cost less than 20 cents a cup. Ordinary tea bags average 2 to 8 cents a cup.

“Lipton’s Pyramid will bring premium tea to the masses,” Mr. Cheetham said.

I would like to point out that Lipton is really really late. With so many other tea companies out there producing affordable tea, their more expensive “premium” tea will be just another selection in the alphabetical ranks on a grocery shelf.

There are some choice quotes from the article that I want to chortle about:

Mr. Simrany [the president of the Tea Association of the USA] said, “the new tea bags are changing consumer attitudes toward tea; the snobbism is gone.”

Ha!
Pyramid shapes be damned. I will still insist that the best tea is brewed OUT of the bag.

And even though the better tea bags will produce an excellent cup of tea, some of the finer points of tea making have been lost, like the different water temperatures and steeping times required, depending on whether the tea is black, oolong or green. An exception is the tea made by Le Palais des Thés: a suggested temperature and brewing time is printed on the foil packets that contain the muslin tea bags. But how many tea drinkers pay attention to those arcane details anyway?

Hahaha!
I have a theory: Ms. Fabricant, our dear author, does not like tea. Nor has she drank good tea brewed to a specific range of temperatures. I forgive her for this because she wrote the article that finally let me write about tea here at the Supernicety and because her first name is Florence, a city in Italy, which is a country I want to return to. So see? She is the blameless, somewhat ignorant-but-she-wrote-it-anyway author of an article that makes Lipton look silly.

I don’t think some of her word choices reveal her impatience and stupidity regarding her subject at all.

And yes, for the record, I an not bitchy enough to not give Lipton the benefit of the doubt — I will purchase one of their froufy teas and growl only limitedly at the non-biogradeable nylon bags.