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God, Make Them Stop

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

You know what’s worse than commercials with talking animals?

Commercials with fucking kids dressed up and acting like adults.

To everyone involved with all such commercials : Please stop. Stop now and never, ever, ever have anything to do with advertising again. I mean you, executive who hired the ad agency, and you director, writer, and cameraman. And, yes, even you, poor witless child actors. Just quit now, and stay off of my television.

I hate you.

Caribou Coffee.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

barista: “If you can tell me which artist cut off his right ear you can get 10¢ off your coffee.”
guy: “Monet?”
b: “Nope, Van Gogh.”

Ensuing discussion/argument about requiring proof, not believing everything you read, etc.. I honestly couldn’t tell if he was so persistent for the sake of it or because he didn’t get his 10¢ off. He comes in here a lot — the barista recognized him. He should know by now that they write up whatever they like.. even if it’s wrong. (Which by the way this is — it was only the lobe and although everyone and their brother reports it being the left lobe, his legendary self portrait shows a bandaged right ear, which must be why their fluorescent blue chalkboard question is incorrect. The gut of the matter is that he was wrong anyway — Monet was busy being sane and painting landmarks to support his family.)

g: “Was he crazy?”
b: ..
g: “What did all those guys drink? Weren’t they all crazy? What was it.. it was like liquid marijuana..”
me: It’s absinthe.
g: “What?”
me: Absinthe. Nasty stuff. Illegal in the US. You can get it in Europe.
g: “Only people who know what it is use it.”
me: And Art History Majors.
g: “Haha — yeah, them too. Hey — ask her. Ask her if she knows who cut off his ear.”
me: I heard the answer already.
g: “So how do you know he cut off his ear?”
me: He gave it to a prostitute.
g: “How do you know?”
me: He told his brother, Theo.
g: “But HOW do you know? You can’t believe everything you hear.”
me: I’m 300 years old.
g: “Yeah, you look it.”

so so hot and so completely absurd

Monday, April 16th, 2007

r8

complete and utter sickness (of more than one type)

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

i have never seen this level of committment before:

1:3 scale model ferrari

On “our generation”

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

I suppose I spend a lot of time writing responses to articles I read on the web here… a product of Memestreams, of course. At any rate, I read this article by one Claude Willan and found it quite fascinating, but I have a rather different take on the whole thing.

Willan concludes his piece by saying

Until we can find our own vision to aspire to, maybe Borf and Andre the Giant are all we have.

We are clearly meant to identify with the emptiness the author feels, his lack of place or purpose. Or, rather, not his but “his” in the collective, generational sense. I largely agree with the facts being presented, but interpret them differently.

But I’ll come back to that in a moment.

I feel like I should start by saying that I’ve never really grasped the notion of “generations,” since it always seemed to me like people were being born an dying pretty much all the time and that this general cyclic meta-grouping was kind of arbitrary. That is to say, one’s “generation” has everything to do with common philosophical themes and popular media and that it’s basis in date of birth hardly regular enough as to be predictable.

Therefore, I’m going to roughly group my 28 year old self in with the 21 year old author and use pronouns like “we”, “our” and “us”. I’m not gen-X — again, to the extent that I understand the meaning in the first place — and gen-Y, as I’ve heard, is so indistinct and non-descript that it essentially captures the same sort of existential no man’s land the author so dishearteningly expounds upon.

Further, and it may not need to be said, but I’m really only talking here about the United States, perhaps even being broad enough to include “the West” as a larger element, but certainly not the entire world. The author states

… this hailing of “American youth” displays a paradoxical lack of awareness of our generation even as it tries to pin us down. There’s no such thing as “American youth” — or British youth, come to that, these days. That’s exactly what we’re not — a body, a set.

and I think his essential point is correct. There’s little enough cohesion among youth of a similar age which would permit such a generalized reference to have any real meaning. I’m going to discuss this further, but one of the reasons for that, I think, is that the concept of “similar age” has itself changed lately. In ages past, 10 years difference in age was probably less of a gulf than it is today. I am certain that the day-to-day experience of college now is substantively different than when I left a mere 6 years ago. But I think this is a small part of it.

While arguing that modern youth are not “a body, a set” above, Willan does bring up the notion of collectivism and particularly the way in which the internet fosters that sort of anonymous social interaction. I don’t think he’s quite making incompatible statements here; he’s arguing that the anonymity is what strips us of our icons — our Ginsburgs and Kerouacs — and establish the emptiness of our generation’s social fabric.

He’s not wrong, but I think he crucially overestimates the negativity of that position. Decrying the barren musical landscape which lacks towering edifices of meaning — “no Bob Dylan, no Bruce Springsteen” — misses the fact that that landscape has Connor Oberst and Thursday and Radiohead and Bad Religion and Del and The (International) Noise Conspiracy and Ted Leo and Avail and the Eels and Rage Aginst The Machine and The Refused and, well, I could go on.

This complaint that music now is all commercial dreck, stuffed down our gullets by multimillion dollar market campaigns, is made without the slightest mention that it’s been that way ever since the modern recording industry coalesced. Payola is an old concept, now made sneakier, and we’ve long had visions of Elvis in movies that were barely plausible vehicles for his music not to mention variety hours with such blatant commercial intent that it’s laughable now.

No, music isn’t worse at all, it’s better, if the metric is how many voices are presenting something of meaning. That these artists are harder to find now, that they don’t stand quite as tall amongst the otherwise unremarkable background, is a function of the fact that this landscape I’ve been discussing has changed. We see more now. The resolution is higher, and where once we could only see giants amongst noise, we see millions and millions of artists, and find it that much harder to locate and elevate those which would formerly have stood out so clearly. So we’ve traded our 10,000 foot monoliths for a profusion of smaller, but now distinct, pillars, spires, minarets and citadels. How can one look out upon that and despair? It’s a vision of rich, genuine art, and it’s not theoretical in the slightest.

I see this likewise on the net; the transformative technologies we have now, the unprecedented pervasiveness and spontaneity of communication — textual, audible, visual — virtually guarantees that no single phenomenon will massively outstrip all of the others. This is the “Memestream” writ large, if you’ll allow it. People don’t have time or inclination to focus on one author or star… there’s always more coming behind. Or if people do focus on one individual or movement — and they will of course, banding together around a common thought, ideal or notable person — there are a million others as well, and unlike previous times, you can see them ALL. Even 25 years ago, the landscape would be dominated by a few voices of extraordinary volume. These voices are but a tiny fraction now, and their movements or groups cannibalized by the countless others out there. The network is the beginnings — only the beginnings — of this great leveling, which is being held back, as all change, across all time, by the inertia of the old ways. But it will happen.

In one passage, the author states :

We’re a voiceless generation. We have nothing we can point to and say: “This is us, this is where we stand.” We’re lost and silent and we don’t know what to do about it.

Again he conflates truth but misses something larger; the lack of voices that Willen describes is anything but. It’s rather a superfluity of voices… a grand cacophony that lacks cohesion or purpose because it has a million disparate meanings and purposes. Of course this is more difficult to process than the old, simpler system, where people could rally behind a movement or scene and really conceptualize themselves in relation to it. One thing that’s happening is that people are, more and more, realizing that that’s all bullshit. It was an outgrowth of a system in which control and access was centralized and so therefore were the themes and ideas. We don’t have that now. Despite the heavy hand of Copyright, and entrenched interests, control and access are decentralizing and the result is this explosion — a controlled explosion, to be sure, and far from the overnight multimedia art extravaganza you had been expecting, yet still hardly minor change — is a mess. That the mess hasn’t yet sorted itself out is simply a byproduct of it’s newness. We may be lost, but we’re not at all silent. And we won’t stay lost. We’ll get there.

The form these changes have taken thus far is also sort of predictable, in retrospect (I’m taking a lot of liberties in saying that, i know). I’ve noted before that our generation is more than a little bit obsessed with the value of the reference. Our pop culture is absolutely rife with it. The Family Guy is perhaps the most perfect example… an insane show with an absolute minimum of temporal consistency and virtually no plot, comprised of little more than a rapid fire series of references to itself and other pop culture iconography. And it’s *great*! We love it, eat it up. Our parents don’t get it. The Simpsons did the same thing, though less and not so brazenly, much earlier, of course, and there are tons of other examples.

The point is that we’re a “generation” that is obsessed with the notion of referential value. In-jokes and novelty are the coin of our social exchanges, and the structure of the web and it’s billions of blogs and flickr’s and meta-blogs and trackbacks and youtubes — that’s all perfectly in line with our mentality. I’m not going to assert which is a cause and which an effect; in fact, I rather suspect there’s something of a feedback loop involved.

So, you want to attach some kind of label or attitude or philosophy to our generation, that’s it. We’re meta. We’re a jumble of people who feel detached and disenfranchised at the very moment we’re just the opposite of that. Because it’s overwhelming. It’s unprecedented. Sites like Memestreams (and Digg, and Metafilter, and, and, and) try to separate the wheat from the chaff, but it’s too hard yet, and the landscape still too much in flux. And beyond that is the thought that maybe the distinction between wheat and chaff isn’t the right metaphor; that in fact what we now call “wheat” is retroactive and that any number of other bits might have been so, if only they’d been bubbled to the top or caught the collective attention.

If Generation X was “The Lost Generation”, then ours is the generation which is finding them, and everything else too, exploring every nook and cranny, exposing any hint of clever or interesting content to whomever might appreciate it.

I think we’ll find, 40 years hence, that when we look back on this “generation” what we’ll see is that we were the heralds of the decentralized universe of creation and consumption. That we are not something more, that we haven’t yet got the reins quite in our hands, is, perhaps, unfortunate, but it’s hardly the sort of melancholy non-existence proposed by Willan. Rather, it’s a vibrant, challenging and fascinating universe to experience. That I can’t now apply some simple and concise descriptor, slot “this generation” in just the proper place in the Great Universal Card Catalog of All Time is immaterial. That we live in such interesting times is all that matters.

Is flute cool now?

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Because this dude is fucking awesome..

PRESS RELEASE FROM PROTESTBADART.COM

Saturday, September 16th, 2006

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

CONTACT:
T
tblog@thesupernicety.com
http://www.protestbadart.com

Protesting the bad art on parade.

BOSTON, MA – September 6, 2006 — A local citizen, only identified here as T, has made it his mission to protest the public art event known as CowParade Boston. As many citizens and tourists have noticed, there have been over 150 life-size, fiberglass cows placed in public and private locations around the city of Boston since June. These fiberglass cows were decorated by acclaimed and amateur artists. Later this month, there will be a gala where these fiberglass cows will be auctioned off with a substantial portion of the proceeds going to charity.

T does not have a problem with events that benefit charity. He only wants to draw attention to the artistic mission of CowParade Boston to make art that is, quite literally, accessible to everyone. While good in theory, T believes that the cows do not challenge the public’s sense of artistic taste. Further, they represent a movement in art where the social benefit, i.e. the charity of choice, is reduced to the fine print of an advertising campaign that encourages tourism and profit for businesses. Many cows are decorated by the logos and the motif of private corporations such as local sports teams, the local transit authority, and a local hotel. This final product is then passed off as true art, an act which T believes can have dangerous repercussions for future generations.

In order to further his mission, T molded and painted clay in the shape of cow manure with the phrase “Protest Bad Art.” He then laid these clay cowpies underneath random fiberglass cows in hope that citizens and tourists think about the important questions: what is true art and should the CowParade Boston be represented as such when in fact it is just passing?

For more information: http://www.protestbadart.com or
Contact tblog@thesupernicety.com

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Art.

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

t’s most recent protest of bad art reminded me of an email I received from Sugarloaf, a production company that organizes art and fine craft fairs up and down the east coast. The essence of the email was a cry for help eminating from American craftspeople.

You often hear about companies affected by globalization. The usual story is that the production moves to markets where labor is cheaper causing factories to close in our American hometowns. Other businesses are affected by a flood of less expensive imports that eventually drive them out of business.

For ..[all] craftspeople another aspect of this same movement to globalize is affecting their ability to continue to produce.

The email continues to detail the plight of a weaver who is now unable to use the American spun fibers he prefers because the mill (which had been open since 1851 in Kentucky) shut down in the face of — it is implied — globalization. Other testimonials are scattered throughout the text as a further testament that everyone is effected.

Other pressures from globalization we have seen in recent years include several years when the Japanese market claimed most of the leather produced, reducing supplies and driving up prices. We lost many, many excellent quality leather designers due to this. Gold is near all-time highs this year, and jewelers are especially hard pressed to maintain the production inventory necessary to continue operating at normal levels. Pricing for gold jewelry to the end consumer is likewise affected upward.

Potters and glassblowers are facing hugely higher fuel costs to run their kilns resulting in a squeeze between their cost of production and their pricing.

As you all can imagine, America will certainly not receive the press it is addicted to by trying to preserve the various art forms and countless number of artisans and craftspeople who devote their time to them. Apparently such crafts are relegated to time period exhibits like the working one in Williamsburg, VA.

Trade craft is a difficult life. Craftspeople and artisans know that and every once in a while, one gets that big sale that makes a show worth attending. Art, however, is this both exclusive and highly accessible idea. Good art is argued against bad and frequently, post mortem exhibits are the way to support the family.

In light of this, and t’s continued fight against ocular pains, modern day artisans have a choice to make — whether to keep trying an potenially alienate themselves from the paths art moves down or work with popular momentum.

Ramen anyone?

Protesting Bad Art - Vol. 5

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

This volume of protesting bad art took me to Boston’s City Hall…

Protest Bad Art - Government_2.jpg

Cow - Governmen1.jpg

Protesting Bad Art - Vol. 4

Friday, August 25th, 2006

This volume of protesting bad art took me to the world famous Boston Commons…

pba

cow

Protesting Bad Art - Vol. 3

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

This next volume of protesting bad art took me to a wealthier location in Boston…

PBA

Cow - Rit1.jpg

Protesting Bad Art - Vol. 2

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

This is another volume of a series of posts where I am taking my protest of bad art to the streets of Boston…

Please look closely to what is now laying under these works of “art”…

Protest Bad Art - Old South.JPG_2.jpg

Cow - Old South.JP1.jpg

Protesting Bad Art - Vol. 1

Monday, July 31st, 2006

This is the beginning of a series of posts where I am taking my protest of bad art to the streets of Boston…

Please look closely to what is now laying under these works of “art”…

PBA
Copley

The fun has just begun.

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Looking around my apartment I see rumpled clothes in random piles on the floor, empty boxes stacked in the corner, and chaos everywhere. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Nearly everyone I know is already aware of this, but I have accepted a job in Dallas that I am very excited about. The job involves doing development of lighting control systems with a company called Production Resource Group.

Question: What exactly is a lighting-control system?

Answer: A system that is used to big scale lighting systems that have many lights running at a time. The last time you went to a concert, did you ever take a look at the lights and wonder how they moved in sync with the music? I will soon find out.

Long story short, I am very excited about the new position. I will be developing software in cocoa using xcode on a mac to make things blink and move in time to music. Much more importantly, the new job places me within 8 miles of where B works. I am excited because it combines many things I am passionate about, Computers, Electronics, Music/Movies/Theater, Macintosh, and B.

And that is why my apartment is a total mess. I am beginning to pack and readying my mind and soul for the new journey ahead. In the past, people have told me that I’m lucky. In most cases I deny it, but right now I feel like they are right. Through some luck, a little work (though not too much), and a lot of love and support from the people close to me, I’ve arrived at a place where I am able to get interesting jobs where I want, (more or less) when I want. It’s a good feeling.

these are a few of my favorite things

Friday, May 19th, 2006

cube and tt
apples in glass cubes and tt’s in silver…

(via Tuaw)