Most of the time I wish I was taller. I once heard the basketball legend Bill Walton, who is a fellow red head, say that he thought everyone who is under 6′10″ is a genetic defect. (Bill Walton is 6′11″) I thought it was funny, and I always wished to not be a genetic defect…

This morning, however, I walked into my bathroom and I walked full speed into the glass light in the ceiling with my forehead. The glass light instantly shattered all over me. Since my original plan was to get a shower full of water and not glass, this morning was one of the few times in my life that I did not wish that I was taller…

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 @ 11:37 am Funny, Rant
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