“No Liberals”

On the way to school this morning, I pulled up next to a car that had a bumper sticker that read “No Liberals.” Of course, I had to find out what the driver looked like. I pulled up further, and the driver had a jacket that had…please sit down for this because it will surprise you…had an American flag on it…

It gets better though…
- It turns out that the jacket with the American flag on it was his uniform. He is a subway train driver…Yes, the conservative gets his income from a public transportation system.
- The driver drove a 1995ish Toyota Tercel
- The driver also had an IRA sticker on his car.

Literally fifteen feet later, a SUV cut me off on the road. The license plate of the SUV read “USA ROX.” This made a little more sense to me. Weirdly enough, the SUV had a sticker on his back window that was a shamrock in Ireland’s colors…

I did not realize that the Irish were so conservative…

3 Responses to ““No Liberals””

  1. dMb Says:

    Damn redheads…

  2. g Says:

    Well, divorce wasn’t legalized in Ireland until 1995…

  3. k Says:

    Yeah, I have to admit, my response to your closing line there was “Really?”

    Not to be over general of course, but still.

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