r : there have been some good commercials this afternoon
r : the nfl.com one where the guy is predicting what the player is saying
r : and the southwest commercial with the wii
k : yeah, i like those
k : unf. every one of those is offset by 1000000000 Nissan Titan or wang-pill commercials
r : they should cut to the chase and call one of those pills “wang magic”
k : yeah
k : Wang Magic ®
k : (pills may contain Unicorn horn, Dragon testicles, or SirenVoice®)
k : Potential side effects may include temporary invisibility, demonic possession, unintentional enslavement of sexual partners or the ethereal creation of sex golems.
k : also headaches, nerve pain and bleeding from the eyes
k : If you are currently taking Witches Brew, or any other mystical or occult potion, tincture or poultice, please consult your doctor and Magician/Warlock/Fairy Advisor due to potentially life threatening magical interactions including, but not limited to, loss or destruction of your immortal soul.
r : jesus dude
r : that was some commitment

I try.

Sunday, September 16th, 2007 @ 9:20 pm Shallow Thoughts, TV
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