Staples…
I have a fear of staples…
Not the store. I have a fear of eating staples. I just do not understand why delivery places will staple bags together. I am scared that I will open the bag and the staples will fall into my food, I will eat the staples, and then I will fail in my attempt to digest the staple.
I seriously open the bag with the care of a surgeon making the first incision of his career because of this fear. Is there not a better way to keep the heat of the food in the bag? How about stickers? I would even tolerate velcro. I even think velcro would be a classy touch…Fine dining…delivery style…
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 @ 7:42 pm 
Food, Funny, Rant
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October 10th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
Next time I eat dinner with you there will be a box of staples along for my entertainment. Will you really know if I slip on into some Pad Thai when you’re not looking? You’ll have to count all 1000 of them before taking another bite….
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Now, that just ain’t cool. You gotsta be discrete.
Slip it into his juice. Or his Papa John’s.
Like I did last night. While we watched the UofL game.
He totally didn’t notice the metallic breadstick.