On Lions, Witches, and the conclusion of my own Quest…
I’m glad to see that mcc posted today too. We were doing so well, and then we all sort of fell off the earth. Well, it’s that time of year, and I know that everyone’s been pretty insanely busy. I myself worked 12 hours on Thursday. I’m not saying that to brag… I’m lazy and readily admit it. I’m just saying, if *I’m* pulling that shit, you know there’s a lot going down. The others are undoubtedly under much more than I. Anyway, hopefully we’ll all get back on track.
For my part, I just got back from seeing The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. As usual, I don’t have a great deal to say, but I’ll offer my summary for any of you who value my judgement as pertains to film. I was a bit anxious about it, to be honest… the books are among my very favorites. I was given a boxed set of the whole series by my mother when I was pretty young (the loss of which I continue to regret deeply) and have enjoyed the stories many times since. So, as with any story in which you have a personal investment, it’s natural to worry if a film will capture it. On top of that, it was a Disney production, and that’s enough to jeopardize any movie project. As it turns out, though, I really quite liked it, and I don’t think that’s just because I had low expectations. There were a few missteps, like, I didn’t really feel all the voices fit quite right with the animals (Liam Neeson as Aslan, Rupert Everett as Fox, and the dude I don’t know who did Maugrim), and there were a few unnecessary silly jokes. Pretty much all the rest was quite good… they were very reasonably faithful to the book, Tilda Swinton was an inspired, nay, a *perfect* choice for Jadis and I found the kids quite charming, even when the acting wasn’t at it’s best. The CG was quite excellent, and what subtle imperfections I saw were more than made up for by the effort that clearly went into Aslan. Even my with jaded outlook as to the use of CG (thanks to George F’ing Lucas), I was really quite impressed. Ironically, it was ILM who did it, so maybe the problem with those Star Wars movies wasn’t the CG but the shitty dialog and uninspired acting, afterall. So, anyway, I can recommend for all but the most obsessive of the “You must follow the book exactly” crowd. Check it out.
The personal quest to which I referred is nothing as grandiose as bringing salvation to an enslaved world of magic, or even delivering a ring to a volcano. Mine was a simple task, but one which has nonetheless been a long time in progress. I had been searching for the perfect glass for drinking Scotch Whiskey. As much as I love consuming the stuff, I wanted to perfect the experience to the greatest possible extent. So I did my research. I found that many knowledgeable connoisseurs use cognac, sherry or brandy glasses (these being curved enough to contain the fumes and capture the nose), that the straight sided highballs are the result of that bastard concoction “scotch and soda”, and that the traditional quaich is generally regarded as truly inferior vessel. I added to this my own opinions, namely, Scotch Whiskey is a bold drink, and an intensely powerful spirit. Thus, despite the fact that it’s complexity is wine-like, stemware meant for milder fare simply feels wrong. Stemware is a maintenance hassle as well, being generally fragile and prone to degenerating rapidly into an incomplete set. That would leave the currently trendy stemless wine glasses, but these are still somewhat thin and fragile, not to mention overlarge for scotch. Perhaps it’s a holdover from my days of drinking out of improper tumblers and highballs, but I nonetheless want my glass of Scotch to have some heft. It must feel good and solid in my hand, not fragile and delicate. In the end then, the glass for which I have been searching is one which is heavy and somewhat thick of wall, smallish, say between 6 and 12 ounces, has no stem, and is yet curved sufficiently to offer a nose. This is not a common glass, and yet, finally, I have found it at, of all places, Bloomingdales, which g suggested checking out, almost on a whim. I think these are meant for juice or something, but they meet all the criteria, and didn’t cost any more than decent stemware. We have tested them now on multiple occasions and agree that the choice was well made. The only fault they have, if any, is that their size limits the surface area, but we think that’s possibly a feature, actually… Scotch doesn’t seem to benefit from oxygenation the way wine does, and the accumulated evaporated fumes seem plentiful enough. So, at last, the glass :

Saturday, December 17th, 2005 @ 2:45 am
December 18th, 2005 at 2:39 am
Alright, k, I love you, but when you write things like As usual, I don’t have a great deal to say followed by not half, but about 70% of somethat that you *do* have to say, I have this intense desire to smack you.
I’ve never read the LW&W series — possibly because it was very popular and the younger me set out to do everything other people didn’t. I had been curious about the movie. Nice to know a purist liked it.
Pretty glass. I appreciate your OCD-like search; wine glasses are a bane for me. I find lots of neat ones, which I buy, sometimes in assorted colors because I’m like that. Unfortunately, after 4 months of owning ANY collection of stemware, two of four are broken. It’s not like I expect it to be full proof, but geez. How can I break ALL the glasses.
Then again, I can be a clutz when I drink.
No — let’s call that “free-spirited”. Yeah. I’m not clumsy at all. I’m just care-free elegance. Haha!
Oh, and r, no blackmail with the falling on my ass at your wedding shot. I was sober at that moment and have decided to completely blame j and the invisible man who stuck out his foot and tripped me.
December 18th, 2005 at 3:17 pm
Well, I didn’t say much, really… I talked more about scotch glasses than the movie. That hardly qualifies it as a review, I think. So, I guess I might have qualified my statement… I frequently have a great deal to say, just not much about that particular topic.
Anyway, you should read them. They are, if nothing else, excellent stories. The allegorical content (which Lewis denied was intentional, and of which I’ve read a few interesting analyses) is best treated as general, rather than specific. That is, I think the story suffers from trying to apply direct Christian comparisons. Yes, there are analogues between Jesus and Aslan, but trying to simplify, or rationalize, the story by drawing an equal sign between them obscures much of the subtle delight you get from an unbiased reading.
This is a good time to get interested, I might add, as you can pick up quite decent editions of the whole set (or, like me, get a giant single volume collection of all 7) for very little money. Such is a benefit of movies being made of great works. I bought new copies of all the Lord of the Rings books a couple of years back so as to save the vintage editions my father passed down to me, which have sadly suffered from two lifetimes of reading and re-reading.
December 18th, 2005 at 3:26 pm
Make sure, by the way, that you read them in the right order. People feel rather strongly about this, but those I trust agree that reading chronologically (in which case LWW is not the first) is not the proper way. Most sets should number correctly, but for the record, here’s the order in which I’ve always read them :
1. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
2. Prince Caspian
3. Voyage of the Dawn Treader
4. The Silver Chair
5. The Horse and His Boy
6. The Magician’s Nephew
7. The Last Battle
Incidentally, I have read that the producers of the current movie have no intention of doing all seven, which I regard as a good decision, in fact. Much as I enjoy each, that many movies would simply drag on eternally. The individual storie are quite capable of standing on their own, and while I won’t say they don’t connect, they don’t precisely tell a continuous story either.
Anyway, I predict that they *will* make at least one more film, and that it will be The Magicians Nephew. The reasons for this will be obvious once you have read through to that volume.
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