Observations From Law School
Why is it that in every class of every law school in the country, no matter the size of the class or the law school, there is the obligatory bow tie guy? Is there a box that I must have missed where you can check that commits you to being the token bow tie guy in a way to increase your chance of acceptance? Why is it that this guy is never seen outside the world of law school and the legal profession? Does he just spontaneously appear during the application process as a person specifically bred for this degree raised in the basement of his parent’s house picking out a different bow tie for each day of the week when he finally makes his debut into society once he gets accepted into law school?
I cannot figure this one out…
Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 3:57 pm 
Deep Thoughts, Funny, Law, Rant
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December 1st, 2005 at 10:24 pm
Yeah, what a nerd. On the moon they’d throw rocks at him. Moon rocks.
P.S. I wish to point out that 4 of the 6 Great Intellects which comprise this site of ours are either law students or lawyers.
I mean, i realize that “law” is one of the 3 things up at the top there, but damn.
December 2nd, 2005 at 6:46 am
My brother, it appears that this is not unique to your chosen profession.
JUST LAST NIGHT, as I was attending my wife’s annual MGH Residency Holiday Party, there was *that guy* walking around like an idjit.
Unless…
What does your guy look like? It could be like an escort thing where people hire him out for functions like parties, and law school classes, and when your wife leaves town and you just want to have someone to watch a zombie movie with and cuddle up next to…
Love,
Your brother
PS I assume that “k” would be referring to prostitution and being an ex-rock star as the other 2 of “3 things up at the top there”. Cuz I qualify for 2 of the 3 at the VERY LEAST. I think “r” might have the trifecta…